The next Path of Exile expansion — Settlers of Kalguur — is n’t set up until July 26 ( with a full reveal planned for July 18 ) , but that is n’t stopping the community of interests from having play with it already .
Theteaser dawdler for the 3.25 Settlers leaguedropped July 5 , and with it an implication this would be the celebrated ' boat conference ' developer Grinding Gear Games has been teasing for ages . take care you , there ’s a fine channel with this party between teasing and trolling , so it ’s entirely possible the car-mechanic this time around will have next to nothing to do with boats , as we see with Heist conference . Fans are getting silly with it though and not only assuming it ’s going to be a boat league , but pretend it ’s already out and giving each other advice on optimal gravy boat builds and such .
" This is helpful and all but it gives no counsel on how to localise my crew members . Basically useless without the crowd apparatus too , " write Unarchy in response to the ' boat frame ' post , to which another user respond , " All 63 crewmembers except the steerer ALWAYS go in the crownest . "
after in the train of thought , Clownshoes_Exile chips in with some sage soundness : " Do n’t square voyage the spanker . You need to jib your slapper for a lucky axial rotation . " Iwfcyb corrects them , noting , " No no . You need to run up your spanker first , then jib it . " Completing the saga , nowicanblockWPs writes , " Now that I ’m getting older , I ’m encounter it increasingly difficult to wind my spanker . "
It goes on and on like this , so if you ’re looking for a good laugh and to kill an hour , give it a read . While you ’re at it , give the legendary’What come back after a few years looks like ' threada gander , which no doubt inspired this indulgence .
A similar position show up just a few hr later , wherein exploiter Kholnik point everyone will be running around in a gravy holder and find fault up loot trawler - style ( while elude dread piss Rhoas - as if the current ones were n’t bad enough ) . User manowartank runs with the caper and says musician will be using Ascendancies to power their boats , writing , " Is Deadeye overwhelm again because of gather Winds ? " unfeignedly , when a game has a apparently interminable amount of mechanics , the well of jokes is bottomless .
Athirdthread then appeared a few more hour by and by wherein user tommos say we ’ll have to battle kraken for currency . sound scary , but at least there ’s an Enzomyte ship with unsusceptibility to kraken plan of attack - or there would be if it was n’t for a major bug ( damn ! ) . ' xsicho ' react with a workaround , authorship , " Just use a Lioneye ’s Navigator so you may spot the kraken from two screen away . You do n’t need defense if you’re able to just offscreen escape from krakens . " Tommos might be happy with this were he not a minmaxer ( " But that means five less cargo slots per ship … " ) , so hopefully Grinding Gear Games fixes this imaginary bug before player start out ragequitting this make-believe conference .
No doubt more of these threads will pop up in the coming days;Path of Exileplayers have to stay sane somehow during annoyer calendar week , after all .
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